Posts about zombies and scientology and clever animals… or a tumble blog that’s exactly the same as the rest of the internet. [e-mail] var sc_project=3913975; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_partition=47; var sc_click_stat=1; var sc_security="934748c8"; Tumblr (3.0; @stoptextingme)http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kZUPCB9533Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kZUPCB9533Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>These aren’t real llamas. They’re cartoon llamas who wear hats but hopefully it still counts as an animal video because the voices are pretty funny.</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84684079http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84684079Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:22:16 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xjW51_1UH_E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xjW51_1UH_E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I’m having such conflicted feelings about this video. I don’t know if it’s just cruel or if it’s terrifieing or if it’s massvely entertaining. So I’ll just leave it up to you and pretend I never saw it because all this thinking is SO NOT what tumblr is about.</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84683673http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84683673Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:20:57 -0400<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_62f1d88c4d"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=62f1d88c4d" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=62f1d88c4d" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_62f1d88c4d" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>No comment. Really.</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84683148http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84683148Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:18:52 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0bt9xBuGWgw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0bt9xBuGWgw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>It’s a bird dancing! Frostie’s got MOVES man. I’ve always wanted a really talented and entertaining pet. Mine just pees on the floor and slowly eats the sofa.</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84682948http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84682948Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:18:15 -0400<object width="400" height="328"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/f45_1235989233" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/f45_1235989233" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="328"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Camels in a subaru! It’s totally hilarious! Listen to those awful sounds they make! Aren’t you totally LOL’ing right now? Ya know what’s even funnier?? They’re on their way to the West Bank to be slaughtered and eaten! HAHAHA….haha…ha?</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84681832http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84681832Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:12:56 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a1RktKQ0gmw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a1RktKQ0gmw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>So Sarah said she missed my posts and I would NEVER want to dissapoint Sarah so I’ll get things going again here with all the animal youtubes a person could ever want. In this one a dog tries to use another dog as a couch, and frankly I am totally with him cause that Samoyed looks soooooo fluffy and snuggly and comfy. WANT.</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84681324http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/84681324Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:10:19 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uUbsc_a-e3g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uUbsc_a-e3g&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I actually generally like “It’s Me or the Dog” but this made me really really want to give the poor snuggly a cupcake and then it made me want to laugh embarassingly hard.</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/73068462http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/73068462Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:18:33 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/3rt18Qk3Bj4y7sxoac0ReGEyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/4153/hillary2yx9.jpg" target="_blank">img102.imageshack.us</a></p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72951873http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72951873Sun, 25 Jan 2009 02:43:19 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/3rt18Qk3Bj4g6ulzKmJ9rOzeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/24/16/the-most-romantic-thing-ive-ever-seen-30370-1232831772-8.jpg" target="_blank">s.buzzfeed.com</a></p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72878291http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72878291Sat, 24 Jan 2009 18:18:41 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/3rt18Qk3Bj49ah1s2AQexTAVo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I think they call this “topical humor” and I know it’s a bit more intellectual than most of the stoptextingme fare so try not to let your head explode.<a href="http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-01-16-dancart386511.jpg" target="_blank"></a></p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72849615http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72849615Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:05:34 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/3rt18Qk3Bj496ec5x3nWEYNYo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Even more otterly cute!</b><a href="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/1/24/14/this-is-a-pretty-good-contender-23445-1232824485-20.jpg" target="_blank"></a></p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72849095http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72849095Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:02:23 -0500<a href="http://www.wouldyoudothatifbarackwaswatching.com/question.html">this website was the only way I could get Elizabeth to stop watching porn at work</a>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72848845http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72848845Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:00:55 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kx_nl1Qdul0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kx_nl1Qdul0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The dramatic tension built up in this cat video is truly masterful</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72848611http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72848611Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:59:26 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/3rt18Qk3Bj490c2kelQjuZHvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/24/12/freewheelin-30376-1232819979-6.jpg" target="_blank">s.buzzfeed.com</a></p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72848369http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72848369Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:57:40 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TIc7xe4N2Mk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TIc7xe4N2Mk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Yeah…you’re on your own here with this one…</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72847876http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72847876Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:54:13 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/3rt18Qk3Bj48t6vy5xNOOOj9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>If you ever wanted to know what my life was really like this would probably be a pretty good way to sum it all up. I can really identify with the irony and frustration depicted in this image.</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72847608http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72847608Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:52:07 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/3rt18Qk3Bj48o1tp7NODYlwio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>For once, and only once, 4chan makes a positive contribution to society and it is brilliant.</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72847096http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72847096Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:48:06 -0500<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/3rt18Qk3Bj48mcs7sntcH6Eno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Otterly Cute!</b><a href="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web02/2009/1/24/6/this-is-otterly-cute-11733-1232796326-12.jpg" target="_blank"></a></p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72846896http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72846896Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:46:48 -0500<object width="400" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=43342" /><embed src="http://images.stupidvideos.com/2.0.2/swf/video.swf?sa=1&sk=7&si=2&i=43342" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This video is great not only because of that retarded cat’s freaky facial expressions, but also because the creators somehow felt compelled to spend way more time on than other pet video posters by adding music and text and a weird introduction. No wonder your cat is disturbed, you people HAVE NO LIVES.</p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72846739http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72846739Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:45:34 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/3rt18Qk3Bj48gh59nmWWRXvao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I haven’t posted in ages because I began to feel like tumble blogging was a particularly pointless and mind-numbing activity, even for the internet. But now I have a hangover and my brain and heart are dead anyway so I’ll post all the funny cat videos of the past week or so in one giant explosion of hard-rocking cuteness!<a href="http://s.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/22/16/this-kid-rocks-18722-1232658600-7.jpg" target="_blank"></a></p>http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72846273http://stoptextingme.tumblr.com/post/72846273Sat, 24 Jan 2009 14:42:14 -0500