March 2009
6 posts
WatchNo comment. Really.
WatchCamels in a subaru! It’s totally hilarious! Listen to those awful sounds they make! Aren’t you totally LOL’ing right now? Ya know what’s even funnier?? They’re on their way to the West Bank to be slaughtered and eaten! HAHAHA….haha…ha?
January 2009
55 posts
this website was the only way I could get... →
WatchThis video is great not only because of that retarded cat’s freaky facial expressions, but also because the creators somehow felt compelled to spend way more time on than other pet video posters by adding music and text and a weird introduction. No wonder your cat is disturbed, you people HAVE NO LIVES.
Amazon.com: Ari Brouillette's review of The Secret →
Book reviews are pretty much always crap but this one is actually incredibly insightful and informative. Well worth a read.
Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Short... →
A little spark of genius for your Thursday morning
BlueServo →
You too can help keep our country safe from the brown people. Put all those wasted hours of work you normally spend on facebook or youporn to use by helping look for illegal border crossers via webcam. Please leave the shotguns and the moonshine to the lunatic Texans though.
Free Oral Sex for Louisville Women: Links, Pics,... →
Why, WHY do I not live in Lousiville? Girls, who’s up for a road trip?
http://peoplewhodeserveit.com/ →
How many blogs are we going to have to sift through that are merely imitating the whole Stuff White People Like phenomenon rather poorly? I appreciate the sentiment here, really, but you’re not getting a book deal loser.
Disgusting People I Have Made Out With →
God I love the things tumblr has allowed the world to share
I must have this, the most useless product ever... →
If the extremely insider rumors are to be believed, could Anna Wintour, the first lady of American fashion, be in the running for an official post in the Obama administration—like, say, an ambassadorship to England or France? Granted, her résumé lists all the qualifications—flawless organizational skills, an enviable Rolodex, hostessing experience to spare. (Think a State dinner is...
The Bag Lady Papers - The Daily Beast →
Laughing at other people’s misfortune really is wrong, but this blog by an “artist” and magazine editor who lost her fortune in the Madoff debaucle is just plain hilarious and there’s nothing I can do about that.
I know that it’s boring and peevish to get worked up about the lazy stylistic choices of people who are just trying to eke out a couple of laughs by the end of the day, and you’ll notice that I’m choosing not to name any names or link any links, but seriously, you guys, get all of your shit together. It’s the 2009ies. In the words of Tom Scharpling, “we have a grown up president now, it’s time to...
Google called me a skank too →
Yes, why don’t we all sue google over every mean thing that was ever said about us by people in no way related to google. Google wasn’t even around when I was in 6th grade but I’m sure there’s still some way to hold them fiscally responsible for a multitude of wrongs.
